February 2012

WHERE ARE CHER AND BJORK WHEN YOU NEED THEM?

By Jaycie Cash

I’ve long been of the opinion that the day after the Academy Awards should be treated as a national holiday, so folks could sleep in after staying up late to watch the show.

After all, the show must be watched . . . by the likes of me anyway and other movie fans I know. At least, that’s been my position until now.

But from here on out? Well, the future’s still unwritten.

Don’t get me wrong; I think Billy Crystal does a great job as host. I was sooooo happy when I heard he was coming back this year. I always think his opening video/movie is comic genius. This year’s offering made me laugh as well.

Still, there was definitely something missing Sunday night. I yawned through the first hour and stewed over my ennui, but was never able to quite put my finger on the problem until a friend called during a commercial more than halfway through the show. To my surprise, she quickly and succinctly defined the problem: “Man, the Oscars just aren’t the same anymore, now that no one dresses crazy any longer.”

Bingo!

Clearly, the stylists of the world have homogenized, and essentially ruined, my favorite awards show. This year nobody had a three-foot feathered headdress, complete with cutout ensemble, ala Cher. And there wasn’t a single swan dress in the whole damn crowd. Where’s the fun in that?

Sure everyone looked gorgeous, but come on, is a single ill-advised choice really too much to ask? One, maybe two, unfortunate designs would have made the whole darn night. And Sasha Baron Cohen’s ridiculous dictator outfit on the red carpet doesn’t count. He was trying to look stupid. Neither does Angelina Jolie “posing” while she made her presentation.

Yes, the girl could use a week or three stuffing down some cheeseburgers (we’re talking some seriously thin arms) and she would have probably looked even more breathtaking if the slit in her skirt hadn’t gone quite so high. Still, there’s no denying she’s incredibly beautiful. The guy who imitated the pose she struck when he won the category she was presenting made me laugh, but that’s probably just jealous mean-spiritedness on my part. After all, at the end of the night I’m not the one who went home with Brad Pitt.

Although if I had, I would have made it a point to trim his hair before I left.

WHAT DO YOU THINK? DID YOU ENJOY THE ACADEMY AWARDS THIS YEAR? DO YOU MISS THE CRAZY COSTUMES OF YEARS PAST OR DO YOU PREFER EVERYONE LOOKING LOVELY? PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THIS POST OR ANYTHING ELSE. A FREE COPY OF MY DEBUT NOVEL, MRS. GOODFELLER WILL BE RANDOMLY AWARDED TO ONE PERSON WHO LEAVES A COMMENT BELOW BEFORE THE NEXT WRITERSPACE BLOG IS POSTED.

Jaycie Cash blogs on a regular basis for Writerspace.com. Her debut novel, MRS. GOODFELLER, is available through most major eBook outlets, including Amazon and Barnes and Noble. She’d love for you to like her Facebook Author page.

The Principal's Office

Thanks so much for having me!

For those of you who aren’t familiar with me, I write classy contemporary erotic romance as Jasmine Haynes. My DeKnight trilogy for Berkley Heat started with PAST MIDNIGHT,then WHAT HAPPENS AFTER DARK, and THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE is the third. I’m also the author of the popular Max Starr paranormal mystery/romance series, and as Jennifer Skully, I write laugh-out-loud romantic suspense. Currently I’m working on my new West Coast series. The first book, REVENGE SEX is available in e-book, and Book 2, SUBMITTING TO THE BOSS, should be available late March to early April.

For a 90,000 word erotic romance, I also like to include elements that are outside the romance, life issues, I’ll call them. In THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE, Rachel is divorced, has two teenage sons, and she’s just been thrust into the work world after being a stay-at-home mom for 15 years. So there I already have a lot of issues. But I went one-step further, including an issue for her teenage son, especially since the book is called THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE! For Nathan, it’s peer pressure and bullying, and how to deal with these things. This choice was inspired by my memories of a young girl from when I was in junior high. Her name was Nina, and now, knowing much more, I believe she was autistic, but back then, all the kids just thought she was strange, and she was subjected to a lot of bullying tactics. She rode on my bus, and none of the other kids would let her sit with them. They’d steal her lunchbox. They’d whisper and laugh and say mean things. I felt so sorry for her, and whenever I had an empty seat besides me, I always let her sit with me. I remember one particular day when she set her lunchbox on the filthy floor, and I picked it up to put it on the seat between us so it wouldn’t get dirty. My action scared her and she started crying; she thought I was going to steal it. It was a sobering experience to realize that she thought I was just like the other kids. I strove to protect her as best I could, but I’m not sure I was strong enough. We moved away after that school year, but I have often wondered what happened to her.

Here’s a little teaser for THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE:

Single mother of two teenage boys, Rachel Delaney is happy with her life and her job, except for the lack of a strong male body to help her make it through the occasional lonely night, no strings attached. Enter Rand, a mysterious stranger, who’s absolutely perfect, until Rachel finds their lives intersect in the principal’s office.

I’d like to invite you to read the full book blurb and the excerpt on my website at http://bit.ly/An2gHh! To learn more about my books, readers can visit my website, www.jasminehaynes.com and my blog, www.jasminehaynes.blogspot.com, where I offer free reads and excerpts. It’s been fun sharing with you!

HOW SERIOUS SHOULD I BE ABOUT SERIES?

By Jaycie Cash

Well, I’ve done it. I finished the first draft of my second novel and it feels mighty good.
I can’t help but wonder, though, if I might have taken a wrong turn at the very beginning.

My second book, THE SPLIT-FAMILY ROBINSON, has absolutely nothing to do with my first, MRS. GOODFELLER. Oh, don’t get me wrong, they’re both humorous suspense. But everything else about them is different: different characters, different setting, different premise, plus different problems and focus.

MRS. GOODFELLER is the story of Elyse Smith, the Rodney Dangerfield of her small hometown, Scissortail, Oklahoma. The poor woman never gets any respect . . . until she discovers an old magazine article and realizes from the accompanying photos that her very sweet, though inept, insurance salesman husband, Tony, looks exactly like an ex-mafia hit man who has been in the witness protection program about the same length of time Tony has been living in Scissortail. Elyse’s plan to use that fact to finally gain some respect by convincing her fellow Scissortailians that Tony is an incredibly dangerous man works all too well and she ends up putting both their lives in danger.

THE SPLIT-FAMILY ROBINSON, on the other hand, is the story of a couple that—having just been granted a divorce from each other—are at complete and acrimonious odds. Yet, due to a series of mishaps, end up stranded on a deserted island together, along with their three headstrong kids and his new fiancée . . . HER ex-best friend.

Both are stories I wanted to tell and I enjoyed writing each more than I can say. In addition, I feel I pretty much left Elyse’s story on the page with MRS. GOODFELLER. That book just didn’t lend itself to a continuation.

But I’ve had so many people ask if my second novel is related to the first that it’s left me scratching my head.

What do you think? Although I don’t really see making a series out of either of my first two novels, would you advise me to come up with a third storyline that could serve as Book One for more to follow? Do you prefer to read books from a series or would you rather each novel you read stand entirely on its own?

This inquiring new author wants to know! So dish, baby. Lay it on me!

A FREE COPY OF MY DEBUT NOVEL, MRS. GOODFELLER WILL BE RANDOMLY AWARDED TO ONE PERSON WHO LEAVES A COMMENT BELOW BEFORE THE NEXT WRITERSPACE BLOG IS POSTED.

Jaycie Cash blogs on a regular basis for Writerspace.com. Her debut novel, MRS. GOODFELLER, is available through most major eBook outlets, including Amazon and Barnes and Noble. She’d love for you to like her Facebook Author page.







Redemption

By Caridad Pineiro


My favorite stories have always been ones about the redemption and the power of love. I guess that’s why I loved Spike so much from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.


The hero in NOCTURNAL WHISPERS, Lord Alec, is definitely a man in need of redemption. He’s been cursed for centuries since he stole a mummy’s child to help pay off some gambling bets. You see, Lord Alec was the spare heir and because of that a little ignored and a little wild in his bids for attention. It’s what shaped him and made him a bit callous in his regard for others.


Until he’s cursed and his brother dies and Lord Alec finds himself shouldering immense burdens alone.


He’s incredibly lonely, but worse, he can’t find love until he rights the wrong he’s done. To do that he has to not only find the child mummy that has gone missing, but also return it to the mummy who has been torturing him.


In NOCTURNAL WHISPERS, Alec has finally found the missing mummy child. Unfortunately it’s in the hands of another museum and under the supervision of Kate Morton, the attractive museum curator. Alec is dead set to get the mummy child in any way he can, until he starts falling in love for Kate and discovers that he can no longer betray her to accomplish his goal.


As Alec struggles between his growing love and lifting the curse, will he redeem himself and find his happily-ever-after?


I hope you’ll check out NOCTURNAL WHISPERS and find out.








Lucky Penny

By Catherine Anderson

Well, as I write this it is Valentine’s Day, so my thoughts automatically turn to my own true love story and the greatest romances I’ve ever read. Thinking of those books—some of which I read years ago and still remember with a smile—I’d like to blog about a question: What makes a romance extremely special to you?

For me, the truly great story has to begin with two really well-drawn main characters, the hero and heroine, and then as their relationship unfolds, it must touch me deeply on several different levels. Over my years as a reader, I’ve developed my own little book test. Maybe it will sound a little crazy to you, but here goes. After a year passes, if I can still remember the first names of the hero and heroine, I know that particular book was so good the people in it seemed real to me.

How do you know if a romance you’ve just read has passed your particular test? Do you have any criteria by which you grade a book? Are there certain characteristics in a hero that you adore, and you feel disappointed if he doesn’t possess them? And what kind of heroine appeals most to you?

Whitney and The Greatest Love of All

By Jaycie Cash


Some people are blessed with incredible gifts . . . or are they?


It’s hard to think of someone having a more beautiful voice than Whitney Houston, yet I’m not sure it brought her the same joy it brought her fans over the years. Who knows, maybe she would have had the same struggles and demons even without her extraordinary talent. Plenty of folks who have no discernible genius obviously have their share of problems and temptations.


Yet I can’t help but think Whitney’s life might have been a touch easier without the unrelenting expectation from the rest of us that she always be amazing, in looks and voice. I have plenty of days when I’m not interested in stylin’ or being scintillating or funny. So on those days, if life and deadlines allow, I give myself the present of down time.


I wonder if Whitney and people like her are truly allowed time off. If not, I wonder how they deal with that never-ending pressure.


It certainly appeared over the years that Whitney didn’t always make the best or healthiest choices. On many occasions it appeared she simply didn’t love herself—the real her that lived inside the star façade the rest of us saw—enough to take care of that person. Heaven knows she and those who loved her paid the price in embarrassment and worry when her choices fell short. Now, her daughter, mother and others are forced to go on without her even though at age 48, Whitney seems far to young to be gone.


May she finally find peace.


And may the ups and downs of her life serve as a lesson to us all that the greatest and most important love of all must live deep inside of us for ourselves. Otherwise, we can’t really be there for anyone else . . . and we might just end up gone, in body and spirit, all too soon.


WHAT DO YOU THINK? WHAT DID WHITNEY HOUSTON AND HER MUSIC MEAN TO YOU. DO YOU HAVE ANY THOUGHTS ON WHAT THE GREATEST LOVE OF ALL TRULY IS . . . OR ANYTHING ELSE YOU’D LIKE TO SHARE? A FREE COPY OF MY DEBUT NOVEL, MRS. GOODFELLER WILL BE RANDOMLY AWARDED TO ONE PERSON WHO LEAVES A COMMENT BELOW BEFORE THE NEXT WRITERSPACE BLOG IS POSTED.


Jaycie Cash blogs on a regular basis for Writerspace.com. Her debut novel, MRS. GOODFELLER, is available through most major eBook outlets, including Amazon and Barnes and Noble. She’d love for you to like her Facebook Author page.







My Wicked Little Lies

By Victoria Alexander

Well, Valentine's Day is bearing down upon us with the inevitability of an unstoppable freight train. I have to confess, my husband and I rarely do anything special for Valentine's Day. We're really not very sentimental. Oh sure we exchange cards—usually funny cards—but that's about it. Probably because we don't have to. He knows I love him and I know he loves me. He shows it in little ways every day and I hope I do too.

People are always asking me to define romance and I think that's it exactly. It's not the expected on days like Valentines' Day—although flowers are always nice!—but it's the little things every day. It's bringing me coffee in the morning. It's running an errand for him. Things like that that make up life and love.

Usually in my books, my hero and heroine are trying to get to happily ever after. In my newest book, MY WICKED LITTLE LIES, they're already there. The story is about a couple who have already been married for two years. Evelyn Hadley-Attwater has everything she has ever wanted including the love of her life. Her husband Adrian is happy with his life as well even if he might be feeling just a tad restless. You see, both Adrian and Evelyn led very adventurous lives before they married and there are secrets between them. Secrets that could destroy everything.

And Adrian, of course is a guy. Sure he's an 1886 guy but he's a guy nonetheless and when it comes to his wife, he has a few insecurities and a tendency to jump to irrational conclusions and come up with stupid ideas he thinks are brilliant. Because, well, he's a guy. I know guys— married one, gave birth to one. And I love guys because they're charming and irresistible and always think they're right and they're not at all perfect.

Evelyn is my favorite kind of heroine. I like my heroines to be pretty but more than that— I like them to be smart. Evelyn is smart enough to know that no matter what idiotic things her husband may do, he does them because he loves her. Which doesn't mean he shouldn't be taught a lesson. Or two.

This is the first full length novel I've written about characters who are already married. I like writing about marriage. About what happens after you get to happily ever after. Because happily ever after isn't the end. It's only the beginning. And the story continues.

In real life I have what my characters are always looking for. What Evelyn and Adrian have found as have I. A love that will last forever. And we're all living happily ever after.

Okay, maybe I am sentimental after all.

Happy Valentine's Day.

THE MONTH OF LOVE . . . FOR BOOKS

THE MONTH OF LOVE . . . FOR BOOKS


By Jaycie Cash


Thanks to St. Valentine, February is the month of love. For some of us . . . especially those with a soft spot for romance, it’s the month of love for books. Yeah, yeah, I know, for many of us every month is filled with affection for the written word, and I’m certainly no exception. I loves me some novels 365 days a year!


So imagine my delight at the list of novels (below), written by Writerspace authors that are hitting the shelves this month. Oh happy February!


Now, if only I could take the month off and just read, what a wonderful heart-filled world it would be.


FEBRUARY RELEASES INCLUDE:



My Wicked Little Lies


By Victoria Alexander


Zebra


www.victoriaalexander.com



Lucky Penny


By Catherine Anderson


Signet


www.catherineanderson.com



Midnight Enchantment


By Anya Bast


Berkley Sensation


www.anyabast.com



The Twisted Kiss


By Anya Bast


Samhain Publishing


www.anyabast.com



Sinful Seduction


By Ann Christopher


Kimani Romance


www.annchristopher.com



Fortune’s Valentine Bride


By Marie Ferrarella


Harlequin Special Edition


www.marieferrarella.com



A Lady Never Surrenders


By Sabrina Jeffries


Pocket Star


www.sabrinajeffries.com



Princess Charming


By Nicole Jordan


Ballantine


www.nicolejordanauthor.com



Seduction


By Brenda Joyce


HQN


www.brendajoyce.com



Before Sunrise


By Diana Palmer


HQN


www.dianapalmer.com



A Seductive Kiss


By Francis Ray


St. Martin’s Paperbacks


www.francisray.com



Island Flame


By Karen Robards


Pocket Star


www.karenrobards.com



Deceived


By Bertrice Small


Kensington


www.bertricesmall.net



The Captive Heart


By Bertrice Small


Signet Eclipse


www.bertricesmall.net



If You See Her


By Shiloh Walker


By Ballantine


www.shilohwalker.com



Table for Five


By Susan Wiggs


Mira


www.susanwiggs.com



The Summer Garden


By Sherryl Woods


Mira


www.sherrylwoods.com


Jaycie Cash blogs on a regular basis for Writerspace.com. Her debut novel, MRS. GOODFELLER, is available through most major eBook outlets, including Amazon and Barnes and Noble. She’d love for you to like her Facebook Author page.

CAKE ON A HOT TIN ROOF

Do you believe in fate? Maybe you prefer to think of it as destiny. Or divine intervention. Whatever you want to call it, I’m a believer. Three years ago, I lived in Utah, a world away from New Orleans and the Gulf Coast. Though I love to travel and had visited several places I thought I might like to live “someday,” I really suspected that I’d stay in Utah forever.


Then my youngest daughter and her husband relocated to the Gulf Coast region and (rudely) took my only grandchild with them. I visited once and fell in love with the location. After my second visit, during which my second grandchild entered the world, I was also in love with the people and pretty sure I could be happy living a block or two from the Gulf of Mexico.


I set a goal to move by October of that year but, frankly, it wasn’t a very realistic goal and by September I’d all but given up on it. That’s when my editor and I discussed the idea of a mystery series set in the world of cake decorating. During a phone call in late September, we agreed that New Orleans would be a fabulous setting for the new mystery series. Since my daughter lived only a few hours from New Orleans, I thought doing the research would be … well … a piece of cake.


An hour after I hung up from talking with my editor, the doorbell rang and the mailman handed me a certified letter. It contained a notice that my landlord had sold the home we lived in and that the new owner had decided not to renew our lease. We had 30 days to pack up everything we owned and find a new place to live. I panicked for a few minutes, and then a very clear thought that seemed to come from somewhere, or someone, else went through my head. “If you have to pack up everything you own and put it on a truck, you might as well take it off the truck in Florida.”


My oldest daughter decided to make the move with me. We loaded up, drove across country, and unloaded all our earthly possessions on October 29th – defying all logic and fulfilling my goal of moving to the Gulf Coast region by October.


Whether it was fate, destiny, divine intervention, or just dumb luck, I found myself in the unique position of discovering this fascinating area of the world along with Rita Lucero, the protagonist of the new mystery series. Rita came to New Orleans from New Mexico and decided to stay when she was offered a partnership in Zydeco Cakes, which she now runs with Miss Frankie Renier, her almost-ex-mother-in-law.


Zydeco is located in a remodeled antebellum mansion near the Garden District and Rita lives in a fabulous house she inherited when her estranged husband was murdered. She also acquired a staff of quirky, eccentric, and emotional cake decorators, and a bank account that changed her world.


In CAKE ON A HOT TIN ROOF, she also gets custody of the ceramic baby her almost-ex found in last year’s Mardi Gras King Cake and with it, the obligation to host this year’s party for the Krewe of Musterion. The party takes Rita out of her comfort zone, and an unexpected visit from her aunt and uncle add to the stress. But things go from bad to worse when local celebrity Big Daddy Boudreaux is found floating face-down in the swimming pool.


CAKE ON A HOT TIN ROOF is the second book in the Piece of Cake mystery series. I hope you’ll have as much fun spending time with Rita, her family and her friends as I do!

An Interview with E.J. Copperman

by E.J. Copperman

So. E.J. Tell us what kind of books you write.

I'm so glad you asked.

Thank you.

The Haunted Guesthouse mystery series focuses on Alison Kerby, divorced mom of 10-year-old Melissa, who has moved back to her Jersey Shore hometown of Harbor Haven (which I completely made up). She bought herself a huge Victorian to renovate and eventually open as a guesthouse, but she wasn't counting on a problem. Two problems. Their names are Paul and Maxie, and they're dead. But they're still in the Victorian, and they're, at least technically, haunting the place.

Oh, my.

You haven't read the books, have you?

I do a lot of interviews...

Well, suffice it to say that through the first book in the series, NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEED and the second, AN UNINVITED GHOST, Alison and the ghosts have worked out an arrangement: Because some tour groups actually seek out a paranormal experience, the ghosts provide "spook shows" for the guests to help keep the place booked--it gives Alison a reputation as the "Ghost Lady," but she's handling it. In return, however, she has to help Paul, who was a private detective in life, investigate the occasional crime. Turns out the afterlife is, among other things, boring, and he needs a hobby.

So what is OLD HAUNTS about?

In OLD HAUNTS, everybody in the house (except Melissa, who is, after all, 10) is dealing with a romantic entanglement that ended, shall we say, badly. Paul has asked Alison to find the woman to whom he was going to propose marriage just before he died, just to see if she's adjusted to his being gone. Maxie is stunned to hear that the man she married (albeit for only four days) has been found murdered under the beach in Seaside Heights, and wants Alison to investigate. And Alison is dealing with the worst problem of all, because her ex-husband, whom she calls The Swine, has just shown up on her doorstep after two years in California, and he has an agenda he's not sharing. It should be a fun week.

Indeed. What's your style of writing?

Chaotic. I never know what's coming next. Well, I sort of know what's coming next: I have a few scenes in my head that I know will end up in the book. The connective tissue happens as I'm writing, which I do every day, a minimum of 1,000 words.

Every day?

Yup. Weekends, holidays, every single day. Except when I'm not specifically working on something. Then it's all going on in my tortured brain until I'm ready to type the words.

Ooh, TMI. People say there's a lot of humor in your books.

Aren't they sweet.

Is that intentional?

If you have to ask... yes, it's intentional. These books are, to me, sort of a throwback to the type of ghost story that something like Topper used to be, both the movies and the TV series, which ran for the first time in the late 1950s and then in reruns through everybody's childhood. It's about ghosts who aren't necessarily scary, but can be seriously inconvenient.

How do you write ghosts?

You write people. Some of them just happen to have died and not taken the hint.

You have a contest on your web site, www.ejcopperman.com What are the rules?

It's very simple. Anyone can enter--all they have to do is email me at ejcopperman [AT] gmail [DOT] com and tell me (along with their email and snail mail addresses) who their favorite character in the Haunted Guesthouse mystery series might be. Those who haven't read the books (and here's your chance!) can just say THE HOUSE. Prizes are one 16-oz. OLD HAUNTS travel mug and two OLD HAUNTS t-shirts. Deadline is Leap Day.

What are you working on now?

That would be telling.

Yes, it would. What do you think we interviewers are for?

Publicity?

Fine, be that way. Just as an aside, what does "E.J." stand for?

Almost anything.

Thanks for the answers.

It's been a slice.

E.J. Copperman is the New Jersey-based author of the Haunted Guesthouse mystery series, beginning with NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEED and AN UNINVITED GHOST, and now continuing with OLD HAUNTS. E.J. says to tell you that you don't have to read them in order.